What surprised me about Troy Tulowitzki being seated in the rows behind home plate at Yankee Stadium on Sunday?
That he could afford the ticket. (Rimshot.)
Very subtly played, Mr. Tulowitzki. Ugh. Parked where nobody but everybody could see you stepping out on the Rockies. So, it really is about the name on the back of the shirt?
Yes, yes, some knucklehead in promotions misspelled Troy’s name on the back of a giveaway/throwaway jersey on Saturday, and nobody noticed the mistake until there were, like, 15,000 freshly minted “Tulowizki” fans proudly displaying one more example that these are your Colorado Rockheads.
That’s embarrassing, but it happens. I’ve followed Tulo and the Rox since before he was a twinkle in their ...
